Total Medals Earned: 1,539 (From 314 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,395 Points
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/280 points)
End with attack as your highest stat.
End with your max health - 20 as your highest stat.
End with luck as your highest stat.
End with balanced stats, or equal attack and luck higher than max hp - 20.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Start playing.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (85/135 points)
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/95 points)
Open 10 Chests
Pick Up 20 Objects
Reach Character Level 6
Kill 4 Bosses
Kill 1000 Monsters
Medals Earned: 5/12 (75/510 points)
Click 200 buttons
Play for 30 minutes
Destroy 500 targets
Complete all 24 campaign stages
Play for 1 hour
Earn 63 Novice medals
Spend 60 minutes in the practice range
Play for 2 hours
Earn 63 Veteran medals
Earn 63 Expert medals
Attain 100% game completion
Play for 3 hours
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/300 points)
Beat the first stage.
Complete the game!
Get an 8x combo.
Rank A or better at end of game on normal or harder.
Complete game on Hard.
Get through a level without losing any health.
Rank S at end of game on normal or harder.
Complete game on Nightmare.
Complete game on Hell.